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rosaparking:

yes doctor i cant feel my clitoris

rosaparking:

yes doctor i cant feel my clitoris


nosdrinker:

no





my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come



sighsongs:

You got curves like the ocean, gonna take it in slow motion
Got emotions that’ll make it last


apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.


korrashorts:

And like the cycle of the seasons, the cycle of the Avatar begins anew.


huffingtonpost:

Studies show that women apologize more than men, often for perfectly reasonable acts like, you know, taking up space. 

So watch this Pantene commercial here to inspire you to stop saying sorry for no reason. 


sushinfood:

how do children EXIST



versaceslut:

this is unacceptable

versaceslut:

this is unacceptable


lms if you’re stressed about your concert outfit